By Richard Dierkes a.k.a. Metamucilax due@earthlink.net
Physics Model Chupacabrex, M∞, Net Version 1.2 (4/20/97)
The Extremely Standard Introduction
Blah. Blah. Thank you for choosing my physics model to download from the many fine ones available. My never-ending plan is to not only not disappoint you, but to titillate that happy trigger-finger of yours. All my PM’s have been tested by the fine folks at work and have been subsequently tweaked to ultimate playing ripeness by me. This laborious & tedious process is carried out so that you, fine marine, can indulge in the fine craft of mowing down your buddies. Yeah.Yeah. Please e-mail me if you find any bugs. I think we got’em all.
The Bre ak-Down
Hats off to the future sci-fi writers who’s elaborative descriptions of their PM’s rank up there with the prose of Donaldson, Delaney & Zelazny. It ain’t happin’n here. Time is precious:
Weapons, Damage & Description
Fist 100/10 Stronger, no sound.
Pistol/single function 40/10 Shoots bullets that ricochet in air.
Shotguns 20/4 (std. but burst count is down to 5) Shots look different-blue/compiler bolt stuff. Right SG has a narrower blast theta.
TOZT (FL) 5/2 & 30/10 FL1 has a slightly weaker flame that extends until it hits a wall or your buddy etc. FL2 throws 10 fusion-ring grenades at once. Scope it.
Missile Launcher 110/10& 40/10 ML1 is almost same but with a skinnier contrail. It takes off about 3/4 of a recharge. ML1 shoots 4 missiles quickly w/ standard area of effect. ML2 blasts bouncing shells in a wide pattern that explode .
SMG 9/3 & 80/20 Purple/white bullets on the 1st trigger and bouncing bombs (that look very different) with a burst count of 4 on 2nd. Worth a look.Really.
Shank You's
Thanks Bungie and the developers of Anvil and Alchemist . Also, to other PM makers who’ve given me advice and insight. I want to say thanks as well to the hard-working folks on the net who give our PM’s exposure and write quality blurbs. They’re styl’n. I am grateful to Red Sonya, Dante, Marsha Brady (a.k.a. Archie Bunker & L.O.D.), Light’em Up and especially Relic who consistently test and play my PM’s s and provide valuable feedback (e.g.”This alien weapon doesn’t kill squat!”). Finally, thanks to Due Bell for her graciousness in spite of my marathon affliction (yes running them too, and ultras).
Oh Yeah
This physics model doesn't mess up my computer or those where we play net games. I apologize if it screws up yours but I take no responsibility. If you want to distribute this physics model, please include this read me file. Don't hesitate to e-mail me. I know that’s what you really want to do. Oh yeah, this PM is best for Quigley’s Olympics v 2.0 or any map w/lots of pistols. Dance hits might be good too.
